I Alex Turner am the sports columnist and Premier League beat writer for GlobeJournal.co.uk. I’ve been with GlobeJournal since the days when dial-up internet was still a thing, but not as long as David Beckham has been a football icon. I’ve shared a pint with legends and had fish and chips with the locals. Well, only the fish and chips part is true. I am the most unpretentiously engaging columnist in the UK, and perhaps the world. To verify that, please contact my representation.